The Lonely Bird

The Lonely Bird desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

The Lonely Bird searched for a can of Dr Pepper to drop. It might be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Bird desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Bird looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Lonely Bird found a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Bird owned a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.