Of course the part they aren't telling you is that the "you", in this case, is the person telling the spoiler, not the person being told (no, I didn't read the article. I'm joking -- at least as far as what they're trying to convey. But at the same time, I think that they're full of it. Either that, or marketers actually have it correct when they show all the good parts of a movie in the previews -- but I'm not the only one that hates that, right?

...Right?).