10 Short Jokes

Why did the melon jump into the lake? Because it wanted to be a watermelon.

What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics!

You cannot trust atoms, because they make up everything!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.

What is the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.

What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Why didn’t the prawn share his treasure? Because he was shellfish.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

How come teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.