What happens if you hold a fart too long?

in Farting5 years ago (edited)

Will you explode? Will you start flying like a balloon? Will it head towards other body exits like your mouth or your ears?

Watch the video below and find out! Spoiler alert: A burb fart is actually a thing! Amazing!!!

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 5 years ago 

I wonder how eating can even affect how loud your fart is. It just goes to show you never stop learning in this lifetime.

 5 years ago 

Beans do wonders for. Also milk, but only if I have two glasses or more. I guess the latter depends on your lactose intolerance levels.

And at first I thought it was just a fun contribution to pass the time in between, but wrongly thought, instead I'm learning a lot about farts and our influence on them, which I never expected. xD

what are you using? A cork?

 5 years ago 

Such a profound and philosophical question. 🌚

 5 years ago 

Indeed!

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i think something happened to Kenny in SouthPark because of holding one in too long. Spoiler alert! He dies

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