The new agent was then taken back to HQ for debriefing. His superiors shook his hand and said, “That was amazing work out there, very quick thinking, but I have to ask, what made you think of saying Mickey Mouse?”

Embarrassed, the agent looked around, making sure nobody else could see or hear him.

“To tell you the truth sir, I got a little nervous in the heat of the moment and misspoke. I meant to say ‘DONALD, DUCK!’”

Vincent van Trump, self-portrait, 2024…

How is that even possible? Wasn’t he guarded
by the best security agency in the World?

The Art of Assassination for dummies

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Well, it was out of our security zone…

And besides, it was too dangerous!

🚨‼️ EMBARRASSING: The roof was too sloped and too dangerous to put security there!

“That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof”

— Kimberly Cheatle, the Secret Service director

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Look! FBI risking their life on that slope!

Come again?

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CNN before…

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And liberal snowflakes goes into full meltdown because Simpsons have missed for the first time ever!

Oh, how time changes…

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