100x Art Explained by A Writer - The Dropping Woman
Who dropped her?
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Was she dumped
Did she faint
Is she Pregnant
On a diet
Pretending
Obstipated
Lonely
Bloating
Bored to death
Sacked?
Does she have:
A virus
Low or High blood pressure
Hormone imbalance
Lack of vitamins
No Sunlight
a Depression
Painful toenail
Menstruation
a Headache
Nerve attack?
What about:
Ear infection
Anxiety
Hernia
Reuma
Bad eyesight
Claustrophobia
Hysteria
Insulin deficiency
Brain damage
Insomnia
It could be:
Lack of sleep
Bladder infection
Sexual Disease
Trauma
Apathic
Asking for attention
Bedbugs
Allergy
Too many carbs
Stomach Ulcer
Nose bleeding
Migraine
MS
Identity crisis
FOMO
Soar throat
High sensitive
Too much stimuli
Slow pancreas
Malfunctioning kidneys
Drugs
Alcohol
Tobacco
Coffee
CocaCola
Energy drinks
Too much tea
Side effects of anti-conception
Rat poison
Dehydration
Vaccination
Long embolism
Pneumonia
Eczema
Athlete's foot
Herpes
Menopause
Rape
A dark secret
Malaria
Autism
ADHD
Hearth attack
Liver cellulose
Arthritis
Meningitis
Sickle cell disease
No polio
Gallbladder
Cancer perhaps?
The Dropping Woman (1663) - Gerrit Dou
Stressed
Nightmares
Daydreams
Wild fantasies
Alice in Wonderland syndrome
Narcissism
Fungal infection
Drama
Word addiction?
What more could she possibly suffer from?
Diarrhoea, food poisoning, did she fall off the stairs, are there bruises, blood clothing, signs of madness, lack of iron and memory or is she senile?
It's exhausting I stare at her piss, smell even taste it but I can't find the reason why she has been dropped. I will prescribe drop, mint and drink her own urine as soon as she wakes up plus I will add a hand of dirt daily. What comes out should be returned.
You will be fine madame, I said after three hours of examination and consulting the crystal ball. I drew some circles in the air with my cane good enough to keep the show going on after all there are a hundred reasons or more what she can suffer from. That woman is a miracle to me.
If that is so, she said, how come no one can find my fountain pen, the one my dear husband left me? I dropped it on the carpet and it has to be somewhere around here. The one who took it must be in this room... Is there any chance you are standing on it or is it in your pocket together with my wallet? Because of you I wasn't able to congratulate my friend @solperez with her 100th anniversary!
Is it paranoia?
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Me reconciliaré contigo lo antes posible porque aún no he escrito 100. Esperemos seguir libres de estas enfermedades y que mi pluma no se quede sin tinta
Felicidades querida amiga. ¡Has hecho un trabajo fantástico!
Estoy super orgullosa de ti y feliz de escribir contigo.
¡Un fuerte abrazo para ti!
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Disfruto de tu escritura. Me haces sentir que es bueno estar aquí.
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Why do you always ask? Can't you see I'm an old woman who's going through Alzheimer's, which was then treated by Prakinsone, relapsed, with a limp, she walked while asking for the memory pen that had been written in the diary of her life with her husband.
It's because I am a doctor, a real and good one can't you see? I take my time to examine every disease I can think of. I don't discriminate and even included all those little pains women suffer from.
Alzheimer, Parkinson 🤔 Don't tell me what she has! I'm the one who studied. Now give me back that pen and make sure Madame pays this bill!
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It seems that if you are a healer who is good at reading spells with conditions like this, you should not guess hell in making a diagnosis without any supporting examinations.
It's a long list. Knowing you, you hit the 100. That guy is a specialist doctor magician and a master thief but not smart.
All round one has to be to make a living and to give women like her the illusion you listen to them. Unfortunately she's smarter but be assured I will return!
She will definitely wake up after taking your prescription of medicine and magic you cast out...she is now complicated with her thoughts and still in the fairyland considering whether to return or stay there forever.
The outsider will not understand the state of her now, but she recognizes you very well and will take your prescription for sure
Thank you for the morning cake and black coffee, love it very much
It's good to hear you like the coffee and cake but before you leave tell me, did you take the fountain pen of this lady to write fiction yourself?
You are always welcome for another cup.
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Nope, because I still have the one you gave me last time when I arrive by your window, still remember that pen? I am taking good care of it because it was like a treasure for me
It is good to hear you saved that one. Lile that pen is to you you are to me. I hope you will use it to create and weave your feelings in.
ps I mentioned you again the g is called
Jejeje, en resumen es un misterio de la ciencia. Por fortuna no estamos en la labor de diagnosticarla, menos por los métodos que prevee realizar ese curioso.
Estoy segura de que Sol recibirá tus saludos con todo el gusto.
Puede estar segura mi señora de que yo soy el médico y siempre tengo razón. No se preocupe, me ocuparé de su diagnóstico es una mentirosa patológica.
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Jejeje, listo. A muchos médicos (económicamente) les conviene más seguirle la corriente a este tipo de señoras, pero debe ser agotador.
Es agotador, a menos que al médico le guste jugar a estos juegos.
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I really love reading ur post always because I keep learning something from it mom..
Nice entry ma
I hope you will start writing more too and tell in a comment how you feel about what you read! Thid is the key of being recognized.
It's good to see you.❤️🍀