By saying "that could be me", you mean you could escape make a personal exodus and depart from society?.. I bet @bambuka would support that idea as well.
Chat things.. this is so stupid and well-rounded that it disgusts me on a high level. (I hate idiocy and idiots so much). I see a few scenarios: keep myself parted at a good distance from it... but with years passing by, you cannot but start to interfere with it, here and there, right? Or another scenario: stay frosty, learn about it and 'know your enemy' by the face. Probably I am rather after that. Dont want to consider it to be the tool of the trade.
I am glad that you liked it! Frankly speaking, I dont feel the text is nice - maybe, just suitable, fitting to the prompt?.. count this as a funny sketch, there is a good exposition in it and some drama... but not much is happening in the end, no solution of the drama except of this slightly 'humoristic' happy ending. But I am not an experienced skilled writer, as I stated earlier.