Welcome Dream steem'ers. A work of cold blooded satire, biting humor, violence, and international plant cartels, not to mention - as aside, my dog, Precious , stepped on my planted branch brakings from the snow of the Chinese Elm. I lost like 4,300 carbon credits because the dog - tree murder! And suddenly it started getting warm here too as winter approaches.

My rare spruce shrub, I didn't show the dwarf tree's eyes so cartels would stay away from my property.

Where were we? Here's part I:

https://steemit.com/hive-107855/@jeff-kubitz/shrub-thief-is-weisser-rabe-nuts-googled-it-web-of-dark-gardens

Part III -

https://steemit.com/hive-107855/@jeff-kubitz/shrub-thief-web-of-dark-gardens-iii

Web of Dark Gardens - Escape from the Certcaesars

"Natasha! My darling, pregnant wife with my child!", Vlad, Carbon the Bull, cartel ruler of the Russian Airborne Death screamed.

He pushed aside the newsbots from RosTV, E.V., and the B.B.C., rushed then knelt at her side. "You forgot to turn off the safety, Natasha, " who was still shaking from being tased, he picked up the E.M.P.E.S.C.C.A.I.R.R.S. and turned the safety off. He fired through the door like a madman, because of Natasha, his aim perfect, flawless, and down the Certcaesers collapsed motionless.Well they were round, spherical so they stopped, smoked, and made strange beeps and noises then caught fire.

"Ready the next wave!" The amplified voice that commanded ordered.

Ari rushed up to Vlad, Carbon the Bull, "We have a secret escape from here in the floor over there behind the dwarf maples," he whispered.

Carbon the Bull said to the newsbots,"By Mom," then to the newsbots waved and at the cambots. The he shot the all the bots.

"You two, help me get Natasha, you two get Boris, you take point, you bring up the rear he ordered his henchman. Move! Take us to it Ari."

In a moment they were gone through the nearly invisible door and down into a tunnel, "Thanks for saving Giu's and my life." Ari said before he closed the escape hatch. It sounded like Ari covered the hatch with dwarf maples.

After Ari covered the escape hatch, he made his way to the door to go and talk to the, government tactical force outside.

"Help!" Ari yelled in the direction of where he thought the government tactical force would be, "Help!" He yelled again.

A Certcaesar tased Ari and he fell unconscious, laid out on the ground.

"That's one of the victims!" The amplified voice yelled. "We tased an escaped hostage. Giu stood at the door watching and saw what happened to Ari. Giu couldn't not yell. He could barely talk his face was so swollen. He was weak from the torture and fell on the ground outside the door.
"That's another victim!" The very loud voice of the tactical government forces, "Send in the rescue bots!"

Meanwhile as Vlad, Carbon the Bull, and his gang, Airborne Death, made their way through the secret smuggling tunnel, members of the Ethiopian International gang had watched the shooting of Biograssi live on Eurovision News. They knew about the smuggling tunnel that led into Philaflora's and made their way along it.

Before the Airborne Death knew there was anyone else the tunnel there were face to face with the Ethiopians and all were quickly shot

To be continued...

Oh, I did like where our property was and when we first saw it in December of 2005, the temperature here was warm and wonderful. It wasn't until 2006 it was a little bit colder. In 2007, August was the thousand square mile wild fire and that winter was when the cold truly began. Four different elderly people who lived all their lives told me the weather ran in 20 year cycles. So if it's warm this year at this part of the cycle, that's normal weather.