JUPITER? Nah, I need another one!

People wake up in the morning and read the newspaper, I also read it, but I read my future at night. Ask why? Because I don't know my zodiac sign. So whatever sign gives the best result or whatever happens to me that day, I consider that as my zodiac sign.

  
Now, let me tell you about last week. That night after finishing all my work, when I went to bed, I turned on the side lamp and started reading my horoscope. Now you know that Jupiter, which is the traditional ruling planet of Sagittarius and Pisces, and it is exalted in Cancer. So I thought that as in Roman mythology, Jupiter is considered the god of the sky and the ruler of all the gods and their patron and protector is Indra according to our Indian belief who holds the weapon Vajra with which he can kill everyone.

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So after reading this I got a little nervous because war is fine to a certain extent, but I don't like killing everyone at once because I want World War 3 to be postponed for some time or as long as I am alive.

But when I read that these people whose zodiac sign is related to Jupiter will get the company of a very beautiful woman in a few days, I looked at my wife who was sleeping on the bed next to mine and then thought about that beautiful woman whom I can get due to her zodiac sign being related to Jupiter, so I decided that I will go for Jupiter or you can say I will go for Sagittarius, Pisces or Cancer whichever gives me the best result.

Now 5 days have passed since last week when I read this, a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me in the metro train did not look at me even once. My neighbor who is really beautiful talked to me smilingly but in the end she went away calling me brother. I was thinking of making some conversation with my director's secretary, but she also did not give me a lift.

I feel that there is no one more beautiful than my wife in this world and maybe if these astrologers consider this to be my fate, then it is okay. Not only that, but I had also read a couple of days ago that people with zodiac signs related to Jupiter will have good income during the current week, so I bought 1000 Steem at the rate of 28 cents. After 4 days the Steem rate was falling below 21 cents, so I sold them at 21.3 cents, and I made a loss of about 70 dollars.

Yesterday, when I woke up, the rate of steam was about 25 cents. I think now I will have to look at some other zodiac sign other than Jupiter or ask an astrologer to set my horoscope. Now I am thinking in terms I should read my future in the morning, then maybe it will give me a better result! I am also thinking that getting up early in the morning and doing some positive work can also be a way to make my future better.

Finally, I have decided not to depend wholly on Jupiter as it might harm my future, and to trust Jupiter the least about women in particular because it can harm me physically, and I can't afford that humiliation at my current age.