What an exceptionally exciting day! A good decision to write it down in such detail - I enjoyed every line. Oh, not just enjoyed - it was a real treat!
One question really moves me (is that real engagement now?): What toothpaste do you use? Sometimes it's bad for your tooth enamel if you brush your teeth too often. Well, just good advice, not being a smartass... 😎
Well, you are a reasonable person and understand that the world government adds special ingredients to toothpaste that poison the body. And since I am a supporter of urine therapy, you’ve probably already guessed what I’m going to advise you to use...
(I hope you understand that this is a joke and won’t take this advice seriously, but I think that imaginary guy would have responded pretty much like that since the keyword for the contest this post was written for is "insane..")
Sure. Very reasonable. Yes, silly me - the answer should have been clear to me. The stuff always works! I also recommend it as an aftershave for very nature-conscious men...
(Of course I understood the joke/irony. The whole text, of course, otherwise I wouldn't have replied as above. Rather not at all...
Are you taking advice?
Don't ruin a good satire with explanations! Good satire thrives on these very ‘jokes’, which are indeed not immediately understood by every reader. In this case, however, a good author of a good satire is not in ‘debt’. The maximum he may do is smile sublimely... 😉)
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