Older mans guide to Gender
The ManGOD guide to understanding Gender in the 21st century.
In the UK in the 70's and 80's men tended to oversimplify human sexuality and identified as normal (heterosexual), a “Homo”, (“Bent”, “Poof”, “One of Them”, or Bisexual which was fashionable in the 70”s because Mick Jagger was shagging David Bowie.
Nowadays you can be LGBTQI and more because in the 21st century everything is normal apart from being a Paedophile which is ironic because in the 70's the Paedos had their own UK political party (Source Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange)
So a if a youth starts chatting to you about sexuality, read on and get up to speed.
It is by no means a comprehensive guide because in researching this I came across more the 70 gender types.
Here is a starter guide to gender types for the older man to understand.
LGBTQI Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender or Queer / Questioning, Intersex
Intersex Not a hermaphrodite (apparently that’s a derogatory term now) it means someone that was born with bits that are neither a man or a woman
Androgyne meaning a mix of both masculine and feminine
Asexual Not sexually attracted to anyone
Genderfluid A term describing individuals for whom gender is unfixed: they fluctuate between different identities aside from their biological assignment.
Cisgender Man thinks, must be a sissy. But it means if you were born a man you identify as a man, born as a woman you identify as a woman.
Gender Non-Conforming: A person who does not identify with either the male of female genders.
Non-Binary: A person who does not identify entirely with either the female or male genders. Falling somewhere in between man and woman
Pansexual. Old man says, he must put a pan handle in his bottom. Actually it means, can be attracted to any person regardless of gender
Pangender Someone who experiences all genders simultaneously or over time
Transgender A male or female, who desires to become the person that they most identify with, psychologically & spiritually.
Transsexual Want to change their bodies through surgery from a man to woman or vice versa.
Skoliosexual No its not a disease but a person attracted to genderqueer, transgender or non binary people
Polyamourous No no, not attracted to parrots. Its means they have sex with multiple partners
Queer, no , does not mean homo any more, it means not homo or lesbian but “part of my gender identity does not fit any box”.
Gender fluid No no, its not spunk or fanny juice. Its a person that can identify as any gender at any time
Genderqueer Do not identify exclusively as either male or female
Metrosexual Wanking on a train comes to mind but it actually means a man that spends a little more time that that is considered normal on his appearance. Think David Beckham.
In this politically correct sanitised snowflake world in which we live, mn my research I could not find any gender related to dog and donkey lovers. Perhaps they have gone the way of the paedophile information exchange.
Summary.
I like this one and identify with it.
I am Espigender: A gender that is related to being a spirit or exists on a higher or extra-dimensional plane.
In reality there are really only 2 genders.
If you have a partner you are a shagging you are a “Loved Up” and if you don’t you are a “Wanker”.
ManGOD - Man Growing Old Disgracefully
Sources (Not all but most relevant)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange
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