How to make your tongue healthy

It scrapes your tongue and removes a helluva a lot of your bacteria that builds up from drinking too much coffee.

You probably brush your teeth, maybe even floss and mouth wash, but who among you is digging out the tar from your smokehouse?

Dig it!

Scrape and scrape and scrape some more.

My ex-girlfriend used to ask me, “Hey, John, why does your breath smell like corn?”

“Hrm, well, gee willikers, I have no idea.”

She recommended I get a tongue scraper, which I did, but it was a cheap plastic one.

It didn’t work and I was left scrambling for answers. Eventually, we broke up, not because of my breath.

However!

My breath hadn’t been resolved. Until, I found this tongue scraper by Dr. Tung. Clever name, I know.

Three ladies later, my corn breath has been cured. The only problem now is I look at people’s tongues to see how fresh they are.

Is it yellow from coffee?

White from dry mouth?

Black from too much yeast?

Red from too much?

Or light pink and fleshy like God intended? I’ll spare you any more gross tongue pics because who needs that for your Wednesday morning. Use this chart below to see how healthy your tongue is.

Image source: this YouTube video

Everyone should know what a tongue scraper is so you can train yourself to inspect your tongue for general health.

And please, whatever you do, don’t brush your tongue with the same brush you use for your teeth! EWWWWWW!

Just imagine all those bacteria particles in-between your teeth. And then you’re going to kiss someone with that mouth of yours? No thanks.