There's No Problem That a Hard Fork Can't Fix!
A transcript of some alleged conversations at Steemit, Inc. was recently delivered to me anonymously.
Here are some key portions of that transcript where improvements were being discussed with what appears to be the Steemit, Inc. team.
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to help bring in more developers to the STEEMcosystem?
S: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to improve user retention?"
V: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to market our website to the masses?"
MG 1 and 2: "Hard fork."
N: "Hey, guys. What can we do to make the site design more attractive?"
V: "Nothing. It's just good enough."
N: "Oh...well...OK then."
S: "Just kidding! Hard fork!"
These transcripts shed some light on the general perception of STEEM and Steemit, Inc. - as the following meme depicts.
Content status: HARD-SLAYED!
Disclaimer: This is humor. If you don't comprehend it, just go away.
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That would be the most boring AMA ever...
Here's another fork to have a go at, if you so desire: https://steemit.com/marketing/@cryptoctopus/growth-idea-from-crowdsourced-growth-ideas-to-crowdfunded-growth-projects
Steemit, Inc. already has heart eyes for this "growth" proposal! My meme is pretty accurate, is it not?
Maybe a tuning fork could make them sing in at least the same key as the Steemit users.
Was that TOXIC?
That was very toxic. You should be ashamed of yourself!
Sorries. I find your guidelines very hard to follow.
Just remember: If it's criticism about anything...ever...it's "toxic."
That's the only guideline in existence. Good luck!
Yeah, cause giving criticism without being a dick is impossible.
Aww...tear drop...
(Chuckles)
:p
Well, stupidity is something no fork can fix.
Fuck, I don't know which is more funny, the post or comments! Hardest I laughed all day.