So, I am guessing you, just like me, doesn't exactly put 'Great at Planning Ahead' on your resumé? New Year's is just around the corner and you have no clue how to dress and impress even though you promised yourself this would be the year when Sarah would be jealous of you and not the other way around. Thankfully for you, and those who will lay their eyes on you, this guide will help you out!

The quick, expensive and fabulous way!

Since there is no time to order something online, you will have to wander around town to find something fitting. Price does not matter, this year Sarah will stand in your shadow! Nothing is bigger than a fancy brand so you head inside a store and it smells like... Heaven and the air is somehow fresher than a summer morning. You are greeted by someone who you'd probably just refer to as a Goddess but you know that would not be proper. You are very tempted however! As she gracefully leads you around the store, manages to compliment your complexion and reassure you your hips are not -that- wide you realize that well... They are. Nothing fits you and even the Goddess seems as close to tears as you are when she tells you that there is no one available to custom-make one for you. You keep looking at each other as you slowly make your way towards the entrance again, whispering a farewell, and you never see each other again. Wow, this turned sad.

A Dress for Success

So while you try to forget that tear-filled experience while somehow managing to keep your head on the mission you realize that there are more stores that might not make you look like something a mere mortal should not be allowed to look at, you can still look pretty damn fab. Glitter, glitter everywhere, but not this year! You are still finding glitter bits near your lady bits, who even thought that glitter on panties was a good idea?! You see skirts, nice tops and a wonderful dress, that happens to be on sale and the only pair left in your size. What is this, Christmas? No, New Year's, pretty close tho! The dress manages to show off curves you did not even know you had. Take that Sarah! With your success in a bag you begin to stroll home, with your coat wrapped closely since damn it is chilly out.

The Final Choice

As you get home and get ready, the temperature is not exactly getting any better... While you are sure you can endure it, some pain is worth this level of beauty after all, you begin to realize you are not a teen anymore. Who cares if Sarah looks prettier? Sarah will freeze. You will not since suddenly you are wearing a very cosy turtleneck, that may not show off all that many curves, but will keep you warm. So will that extra coat. And those padded boots. Mmmmm...

Image source: pexels.com