I said might, not would, but glad it made you giggle anyway. BOINC was indeed at risk because its funding was to be cut off for at least six months, and we stepped in and covered it. Please go and check.

GRC is not our business model btw, it's just an extra that uses some of our surplus. Our company predates GRC by many years, and finding staff who can live without wages was never really an option.

PS. We only permit the use of rouge at cabaret nights. Company policy.