SUNDAY SLAP SERIES, START UP!

This is a series where we'll be slapping all the idiots of the week in order to reset them to default settings.

For last week, our idiots are:

1. PSG and Neymar: I need strong men to hold as we induce sense in the form slaps to Psg and particularly neymar junior for dissapoint in us (Against Supporters Union) in the Madrid game.

2. Shall we rain heavy thunder slaps on all those Ghanaians who don't have any compassion for ebony and her family and have the guts to be discussing award and lesbianism issues at this sorrowful moment. That's not all, two knocks will he added later today.

3. Let's rain holy episodes of slaps on all prophets who take delight in prophesying only the bad stuff and doing nothing in the form of prayer to overturn it. 5 hot lashes of kofi cane will be added to the fake prophets who operate under mallams.

4. Arsenal FC: For deceiving the masses to think they're back on form only to realize they're still trash.

5. Rub your palms on the floor and let's slap make up off all slay queens who have laid a strong foundation for church today. The church is for praise and worship not showing off.

6. Let's give the zylofon boss two hard knocks for the unnecessary shit he spewed about about ebony.

7. Shall we give Shatta wale two soldier slaps for being himself. 😂😂😂 (A joke)

8. All chelsea fans must be slapped back to reality for thinking they can beat barça on tuesday.

9. I also have to be slapped in advance for all the stupid things I'll be doing this week.

10. I need two strong herds men to hold Martin Amidu for us to rain heavy slaps on him to hasten the capture of corrupt people.

11. Let's give Prez Nana Addo a light slap and one head slap from above for low key bringing back dumsor with a different name "burnt transformer repairers"

Join the slap chain by commenting idiots I have missed.

Thank you!😁😁😁