Of course, a professional drinker knows a lot of things besides how to find a bar stool.

According to Coughlin's Law: "A man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will always be impressed, whether she wants to be or not."

Of course, Doug Coughlin, the character played by Aussie acting legend, Bryan Brown, in "Cocktail," is a bit of a doofus, and you have to see the movie to find out what happens.

He's Tom Cruise's mentor in the movie, in which Tom Cruise plays a "barman poet!" Who knew that was a thing?

You must have seen this one, and even if you have, see it again. It's worth it just for the way it turns serving a cocktail into an olympic sport, as well as the barman poet dialogue lol.

The airport sounds like a total nightmare, by the way. Not that you'll care, after you get a little tipsy. :)