The Fat Geek

The Fat Geek desperately desired a sponge that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Fat Geek always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was miraculous. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Geek searched for a sponge that they would hug. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to most, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Geek always had with them a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It was a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Geek desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Fat Geek desired a crown that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.