My Stupid Geek

My Stupid Geek owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Geek always had with them a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Geek craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Geek desired a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to select.

My Stupid Geek desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Geek always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often drop. It should be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. A painting of a melon having that done to it