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No! Cheese is mine. Forget about it!

Don't ask me about those slugs. I'm a killer. I killed thousands of them. Many thousands. Sometimes I have some mercy so I throw them in woods. I have no chance, whatever I do. They are bisexual, selbreding animals. They always win.

๐Ÿ˜ hahah dont mention cheese no more! ๐Ÿง€ Many thousands says...maybe can have a farm? Or get some like pets... ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‚ Called sluggy and softy ๐Ÿ˜ณ hahah

OMG This is really black humor.

You know what is going through my mind when I'm killing them?
Like: God, please, I don't want never ever be born like slug.
Or: Maybe they have some beautiful song, some music making all the time in a frequency that I cannot hear, and is beautiful, and I'm killing them. I'm bad person.
...
I'm telling you my dark secrets.
๐Ÿ˜ฎ

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰ i wont tell any about, promissed! ๐Ÿคhehehh i think killing them would be even more disgusting than move them to another place ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ท sure they have something beauty, try to find it tomorrow morning! ๐Ÿ˜Š Hehehh

I just found one crawling toward the door of the house, he needed only 10 cm to reach the door! (It is raining) They decided to attack the house. This one was paroling, checking the situation.
Will I be alive till the morning?
Now we are entering horror movie.
That is revenge of the slugs family.
Are they all related?
I won't be alive till morning!

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Sure u reach to the morning! Dont worry! Hahahh Put some cactiarmy in the front door. Are u sure they are not asking for a towel and a hot coffee??! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Thank you for making me laugh yesterday evening! !!

That one was really knocking on my doors :)
Only enemy of slugs are snails- they are eating eggs of slugs, so I do not kill them.
I found dozens of them this morning in veg-garden, again..
Bljljljak

Hi! ๐Ÿ˜Š Yesterday was so fun cactijana! Hahaha ๐Ÿ˜ thanks for the horror movie we lived together! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ Seems u have new snail friends so hope u reach to defend the house this weekend! I'll be out for a couple of days but trust in you to maintenance order in there! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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