New DOOM movie: DOOMED to fail…

This is a good month for me when it comes to making prediction of video game movies and TV series, first it was the Netflix Witcher TV series. And now the DOOM movie, which I accurately predicted is DOOMED:

Well, new photos of the actors and sets have been released and as you can expect it is pretty bad. It is impressive how the cast actually looks worse than the first DOOM movie, they actually had to try really hard to pull that off:

Doesn’t this just scream DOOM to you? Surely not to me. They look like they all belong in a Starbucks sipping on a skinny caffe latte. And the quality speaks for itself when it was announced as a straight to DVD/Blu-ray title:

Because as we all know direct to DVD is where all good quality movies go, as for the director Tony Giglio, the world-renowned director who worked on:

“Soccer Dog” I am not even fuckin kidding you guys here. This is going to be a garbage movie, which is literally going to flop if not for the attention we and every other fan are going to give it.