My Very Boring Day

Robin had been looking for a cure to a deadly poison but he got into a scrap, which, without my help fighting, he would have lost. So after being sucked into that crap, we ended up stuck in some underground hideout place just running around aimlessly.

I found a door

(doooooooooooooor - @mobbs knows)
that was easy to just kick open. A lot of nob heads in there, so i switched bodies with Robin, and robinned them all to death.

A lot of effort

used just to cross a small room...which led to nothing but a corridor with some fat angry guy and his stick a-waiting.

So i had to loiter

on top of a gargoil for awhile.

Then I leapt

across the room behind fatty,

Then i cracked him

round the neck from behind as robin leaped in from the front... of course we both pummelled him to death.

Ended up creeping about

through some air ducts, was ready to pounce but ended up waiting for ages for Robin to turn up, such a liability!

I had to do my leapy thing,

up through a metal lid,

to land on some muscle-guy's head and bosh him to death, all by myself.

Where the fuck was Robin! ....

Oh yeah, I forgot to call him! hahah oops!

New problem!

I have no idea how to call Robin.
All this technology, brand new suit upgrades, and I cant even call my mate!

Unfortunately,

as I was trying to work this major problem out, i was bombarded with a group of baddies, STILL! no Robin...and they....they WOUNDED me!!

I had to run away.

Can you imagine the embarrassing tale back home; he almost got beaten to death because he didn't know how to make a call. Shamed times indeed.

So, now, I find myself high

upon the rafters, wounded, mentally and physically, unable to climb to a higher vantage point of escape, staring aimlessly at the floor...

Oh look, Here comes Robin -_-

By the way,

as I was telling you all this, I had beaten up a girl in a corridor.... but that isn't the best part!

I forced Robin to carry her body

all the way back to where we started.

If you could hear me, I am currently laughing so deep with my batman-voice that you wouldn't be able to hear me.

Anyway, this is getting boring.

Just as my whole day has been...i suppose it's to be expected given that a boring thing that happened, is being told in such a boring way, by such a bored person.

I have been back and forth through doors,

rummaging for clues for i-dont-know what,

Bored to the point of doing rolley-poleys in front of a giant, broken floor fan.

(great pic -_-)

Just found out though!..

Robin, is not even the same Robin!

He's some new version... that's why he looks more of a twat. Meh, I've fucked him off for now anyway. He's been shagging some disabled girl and it's gotten her kidnapped, everyone's livid.

Just gonna do some shopping.

BFN,

B.Man