The 19 most ridiculous places to catch ’em all in Pokemon GO

Every Pokemon's dream is to find a trainer that let's them get lit AF. 

Honestly, a flailing Magikarp is just about the tamest thing we've seen on a public bus.  

If Pokemon GO has taught us one thing, it's that Exeggcute are compelled to being cooked and eaten alive.  

Pokemon GO is revealing a few things Nintendo wanted to keep under wraps, like why Drowzee is so chill.  

This is going to turn into one expensive beer run when Hitmonlee starts Mega Kicking his way through the store.

Get to your sentencing hearing early and you might just be able to catch one more Pidgey before you get sent away.  

There's no better excuse to fall asleep at your desk than a wild Jigglypuff crashing your work area.  

Sigh-duck.  

If a wild Rattata takes up residence on your head, just hope a noble trainer comes along to liberate you from your new hell.  

If you take too long catching bird Pokemon, they call for backup.

Yes, Gastly is, in fact, bae.  

Time and time again we see Pidgeys demonstrate a complete lack of sympathy.

Venonat is ridiculously bigger than we imagined, or this one has been bulking up for Pokemon GO's release.  

If you try to play any other game from this point on, the Pokemon will look for you, they will find you, and they will kill you.  

It is no longer safe to drive without an abundance of Max Repels on hand.

Seriously, Squirtle? We thought Pidgey had no class, but at least it didn't literally dance on someone's grave.

A good trainer takes action when a wild Pokemon is distracted, even if it's in mourning.

Pokemon GO players may experience slight burning sensations in their nether regions. Alert your doctor immediately.

Rule number one of catching Pokemon: weaken your target first, then capture.