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RE: Transporter II & III: faster, bigger and better
General: “Good morning captain. You have been assigned to a new ship.”
Captain: “As you command. Looking forward to my new assignment and the bigger guns.”
General: “You will now fly the brand new Explorer III!”
Captain: “Noooooooo !!!!!!”
He break down and cries.
A new recruit nearby asks his friend; “What’s wrong with him?”
His friend turns all white whispers: “The Alien ship .... that’s a suicide mission. No guns, no defence. It is a paper plane. But worst of all is the controls. No one knows for sure but I heard that the easy part is feeding it with your own blood ....”
You could have just assigned him to fly Max 737.
Demotion and promotion, an Ace Corvette pilot to do cargo at double the speed.