A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.
yea, but will they steal your penis and not give it back, even if you offer them a fish?
Yes. Then they will waste the penis by just batting it around and getting it all filthy with hair and dirt and dust bunnies from the floor instead of actually eating it, then leave it in a dark corner to rot and stink and attract ants.
They are leaving it for you as their "rent"
A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.
yea, but will they steal your penis and not give it back, even if you offer them a fish?
Yes. Then they will waste the penis by just batting it around and getting it all filthy with hair and dirt and dust bunnies from the floor instead of actually eating it, then leave it in a dark corner to rot and stink and attract ants.
They are leaving it for you as their "rent"