L.A. artist has nightmare about struggling financially. Wakes up to find out that he can see into the near future.

in #funny7 years ago

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LOS ANGELES- Sean Bryson felt a strange sense of relief when he woke up from his nightmare on Wednesday night. Sean just woke up with cold sweats from a nightmare that included visions of an empty bank account, and accumulating bills. He woke up that morning to check his bank account via his smartphone. He discovered that his checking account had exactly $8.00 and a pending transaction for $25.00, for a recent trip to the gas station.

Sean immediately panicked, but realized something odd. This wasn't the first time that he woke up with a gut feeling, that he was broke. About 3 months ago, after a night out with his buddies, he recalled an eerily similar nightmare.

"I realized that I have supernatural abilities. I can see into the near future." Sean calmly told us, with a small grin on his face.

Sean plans on figuring out a way to use his nightmares for good at the local Starbucks today.

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