Funny Quotes and Status

in #funny6 years ago

  1. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

  2. Status: I on Not on whatsapp…

  3. Save water – Drink beer!

  4. I love my job only when I am on Holiday…

  5. Oh Please…. Don’t copy my status.

  6. Dear God, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

  7. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.

  8. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me!

  9. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’

  10. Come late and start sleeping

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