🙋 Students from the teacher's perspective

Hey people,

In case you are wondering, I'm a student on high school. In case you are not wondering, I'm student all the same. This story will be written from my teacher's perspective. (Please note, my whole class is 18yrs old or more)

07:50 - Dear diary, the class is starting. Wish me good luck.

07:55 - "Sit down and be quiet students! I'll tell you some details about this year's final project. So, you need to..."
-Student Josh: "Poop"

• "What?"
• "POOP"
• "Do you need to go to the toilet?"
• "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"
• Student Eric: "Could you speak softer? I'm trying to sleep here."
• Josh: "Poop"
• Me: "Josh, go take a s**t"
• Eric: "Sofer pleaaaseee"

As Josh leaves the class, student Arthur starts to do squats and then pretend to pull Excalibur out of imaginary rock

-Me: "Everybody SHUT UP and take your seats!"

Students pretending to fall dead after Arthur kills them with imaginary Excalibur

Head of school walks in - "What the heck is going on!?"
Josh walks in - "Poop is out!"
Whole class except me cheers