Funny Friday With @unortha 3 jokes

in #funny7 years ago

Funny Friday With @unortha

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?

A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

ER DOCTOR: So, what brings you here?

PATIENT: An ambulance! What do you think?!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

More Funny Jokes Tomorrow To Lighten Up Your Mood:)

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