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just call your imaginary friends over to join you



Imaginary Friends:They're awesome, you just need to give them a hand

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haha it's probably one of those statue performers

yeah i agree...that plaque in the front is to collect tips from passer byes

When we all are rich from steemit, this wont be a problem. Just pile money bags at the other end to match your weight and bobs your auntie.

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investing in crypto, i feel like the yellow face in the middle every day

Lol yeah it's like that

bob's your auntie too, really? she's mine too!

Cousin Villy!

when no buddy's.. just enjoy the thrill by yourself
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that's like when I try to give my cat a bath

much better!

but if you didn't upvote yourself 100%, i would throw you an upvote, next time do less give other a chance to support you without you over doing it.

ok bro.. next time i will do it

Or just invite one of your enemies for a ride

like doing a spring jump in a mario game

Mario games....those were the days!

My grandpa always complained about how hard it was in the old days, but now I know how easy he had it. Sure, the syphilis vaccine hadn't been invented yet, but at least people had fun. I'm sure he was on his way to an old western brothel to spend his nickels that he earned in the coal mine.

hopefully, future trains will be steem powered

If you have no friends you'll just have to knuckle down and play with yourself.


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Keeps you fit

that's how you spot someone who's dog died recently

I learnt at about the age of 13 that playing with yourself can be a great game you can do for hours!

Long as you stopped for lunch.

Lol milhouse loves playing with himself

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Lol, from such movements up and down, acute sensations will suffice for a long time, ha ha ha :D

good for trying to multiple upskirt shots at once

@traf,
Don't worry I found 100% my type friend :D

Cheers~

Ah the good old days when a stick and a loop is your best friend and all the toys in the world that you need

How you got that big train to see-saw is a wonder @trafalgar, you must have a rich Steem daddy.

hey, i can't wait till i have as much SP as you,

but please pay attention some guy is starting another shame war:
https://steemit.com/bots/@abusereports/last-minute-upvote-list-2018-02-24

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