It's OK

in #funny7 years ago

When you tell her you don't have a condom but it's ok because you'll try to only use the side of your dick without warts

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You gotta pin her down before you tell her

That way, she won't escape refuse

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it's not as advantageous as you think
notice that foot positioning?

What? You don't enjoy a foot job?

It may not be pleasurable as it ought to.

What do you think???

If you don't wrap it

You can watch your love life sail away

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i'll be sure to get it gift wrapped next time

Wrap like this

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would @trafalgar master give us?

@traf,
I think I made her angry and reverse process started :/

Cheers~

lol i'd clear the browser history before the wife gets home if i were you

@trafalgar,
Lol I think you know the pain hahaha :D

Cheers~

No need to mention you aren't wearing a condom just turn the lights off and if she asks just say you are wearing a ribbed rough rider...she will never know the difference!

i wear them inside out for my own pleasure

Pain is pleasure

Wow You must have a square dick for it to have sides. Mine is cylindrical like a torpedo, only one side. It doesn't have warts but it does have luggage packed.

they're actually my balls, they just get mistaken as warts sometimes

You should see a doctor if they're both on the same side.

Who else want to do safe sex like that fucking way 😂😂 wasn't that too much safety? @traf 😅😅😅

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i mostly do it so i don't have to see my wife's face

lol are you kidding me 😂😂😂

@rafalgar ?

Aku jadi malu mendengarnya

Ha ha ha

Lol
Lol

"C'mon! It's not like AIDS always gets transmitted, right?"

can't get it twice either

Negative multiplied by negative results in HIV positive.

what a picardy he lacks and who is wasted

ahh, you went with the medium i see

If she turns around and says this

You better run out of there

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hh that moment when you realize you don't have a condom

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