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When you drink before the party.

People at the party look at like this.

yup! that's pretty much it
they get a glimpse into their own future

Statistics show that you are more likely to get laid if you show up drunk - it's like starting a marathon 100 meters in front of the finishing line

just masturbate until right before climax and burst into the party

Your dick will be like a silly string gun

@traf,
You saw the part II :D This is the full story lol :D

Cheers~

lol poor bastard

Lol and you bought the cheap shit too ya bastard

if you're in the state i'm in, you won't care either

Lol, as not happen at a party, the main thing to get acquainted with the girls, ha ha ha

necessarily and at any cost, ha ha ha :D

that butler is sure getting to the spirit of things

To the point, ha ha

It's always a good idea!

lol a well reasoned argument sir

That's the whole idea right?

warm up with a few drinks and catch a ride over

source: funnypictures

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