Got That Bloated Feeling?traf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago (edited)The first shit you push out after being constipated for a week gif from giphy #meme #punchline #busy
Just be thankful that your sphincter is still intact
Some folks have to be careful not to push too hard to risk Hemorrhoids or worst
Always Fibre, It's Too Late When Your Rectal Prolapses
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or i can try not using the cat flap and just use the, well, door
And, you're a doctor, so this is free medical advice! Steemit is amazing!
Yeah, make sure you clean it up good after, sometimes those tough buggers gets stuck in the bush
Don't Just Leave It Hanging There
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i use to get stuck in the bush but then i just asked your mom to shave
oh nice burn, I feel it
I'm still gonna tell my mom on you
This dog learns how to walk like a human being . I like it .
@elmarnisah just wondering why you think this relevant.
You set him straight steemmatt
if he doesn't respond, you have my blessings to flag him x)
Tssk. Tssk. Someone needs to take it a bit easier on the Chinese food takeout.
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the droppings make a great dip too
Also the secret to good wanton soup.
Just grease it out with some lubricants:
and when you're done, fix the sores with some oilments:
Just say no kitty, the calories just aren't worth it!
cats are such assholes
This was me getting home on new years day from my cousins.
well hopefully he doesn't rape you again
Yeah, sucks having shit stuck
On the plus side, if it's stuck forever, there are now special benefits for those who don't survive such misfortune
Constipation Disability Benefits
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He meant Swiss Chocolate... do kitties love chocolate?
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I never have problems with constipation because I take my daily work shit
crazy cats
