Got Her Number But...

in #funny7 years ago

When you finally get her to give you her number but realize there's an extra digit

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That is why my generation only swaps FB or IG

when I'm old enough to afford a gf date, I'll only be swapping steemder...ahem, I mean Steem id.


Can't trust digits anymore

yes i agree with you...lol..

Gotta be careful
Before you know it she will be asking for your wallet pw

ya but at least us older people don't have to deal with fake profile pics and the like
harder to use fake profile pics in real life

You know service ticket you get in line at the butcher, and when it's your turn they ran out of the special?

Well that's the extra numbers you get when you don't have charm sorted out early in life.


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i suppose those extra numbers come in a lot of places like at the brothel

I would not know anything about that, with all the new internet apps and services these days, I can get delivery of almost anything to my house.

the last digit is a secret code on how many times you have to try before giving up

as are the first 9 digits

@traf. Ouch. That is like taking viagra and getting all ready to find your inflatable girlfriend leaking !! Lol.

Upvoted.

ouch , what to do now with this

Hahaha exaactly !!

hope its leaking air and not your own deposits due to overuse and never washing

Amazing that a pro basketball player can count to 11.

maybe in binary

Didn't even think of that. That's funny!

But if she can't even get her own number right then you're probably better off.

Jimmy Butler knows a thing or two about extra digits.

you know i had to google who he was? :p lol

That sucks - you missed the ride or a life time

not his first rodeo

YOUR HAPPINESS WHEN YOU GOT HER NUMBER

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and after when you knew, she made you fool

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There's always the missed connections section in the newspaper: "tall, athletic basketball player looking for hot girl at club...that still reads the newspaper." Seriously, has anyone actually reconnected by doing that? Don't worry though, I'm sure in the future everyone will just retina-scan everyone Terminator-style and you can just pull up their address and favorite sex positions on the fly.

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