How much can a woodchuck....
Just a heads up, what is about to follow is going to mess with your head. It’s meant to. I’m kinda sorry about it, kinda not. It all started with a contest entry late last night -or was it early this morning? (LINK:https://steemit.com/contest/@bunnypuncher/tell-bunnypuncher-a-secret-contest-and-win-sbd) Eh, details. On with the fuddling of brain matter. (you were warned!)
The great debate; how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. The short answer is that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could; if that woodchuck could in fact chuck wood. But, can they?
Why would we need to care if a woodchuck even wants to chuck wood? Well, if a woodchuck wanted to chuck wood, they would do so because chucking wood is what they would want to do. If a woodchuck didn’t chuck wood, what would they chuck? Would they be called woodchucks if they couldn’t chuck wood?
Supposing that a woodchuck never chucked wood. What would we call a non woodchucking woodchuck?
Feel free to reply with your answer or theory. This is not a contest, just a coffee starved brain trying to settle a silly tongue twister.
I think you have overthought this a lot :P
It sounds confusing to say is the main reason, they don't chuck wood though.
Ya, imagine my mind if it were lost, and left on it's own. Without any coffee. I'd be doomed for sure.