Worst First Messages From Online Dating 2...And you thought there couldn't be more...

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

As before, I will not be correcting any spelling or grammar. None have been made up, just exactly what is sent to my account. None of these people got messages from me first or replies. This is turning into a weird social experiment...this is also my public service of showing people what they are in for if they use online dating profiles, where they have an acceptable profile and modest pictures.

1.)Movies & cuddles one day ?

2.)You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop

3.)Wannabe my sugar baby

4.)I own 6 gas stations. Your move. (*this is in regards to the first segment where a man offered his 5 gas stations)

5.)So I pretty much like all of your pics:) but you're definitely missing at least one black and white photo. Wanna make one? (*this particular man was of a darker skin colour)

6.)Do you like Harvey's

7.)Hey there beautiful, would you be interested and in some causal fun :) no offences intended

8.)Would you ever consider two guys at once?

9.)Hey let's meet up and have a good time, I'll do anything you desire. You are stunning and I'd love a little sass.

10.)Hey sweetheart coke booze and a 3sum?

11.)Wow Girl! Don't be setting this site on fire now. Many rely on this site for some resemblance of a life!! :)).

12.)The things I would do to you.

13.) i m bored and handsy if ur not being responsible tn?>)

14.)Hello I looking for dating

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Hope you enjoyed the violation that takes place on online dating websites at my expense for your amusement hahaha.

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