If You're Going to Piss Her Off, Hide the Keys - ComedyOpenMic Round5
When you tell your wife you're changing your will to leave everything to a charity
You should've just gone ahead and done it without letting her know
I nominate @alhidayat and @calypso for this round...come on, guys I know you can make us laugh.
Never open Pandora's box unless there is very nice jewelry inside
Let's give this gold digger the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she simply struggles with parallel parking?
Haha, she needs to take a couple more lessons, maybe in how not to run down people.
DUDE! your posts have been the reason why my VP went below 80% (Which I found out to be not Ideal) I just love me some TAKE5
This whole #comedyopenmic is gonna bring my vp to 0
You said it brother, SO MANY GOOD STUFF. I've been actively avoiding to see them till it goes a lil bit back up. then it's back to 40%
Thanks guys for the support. Make sure you leave some of that vp for the contestants. Yeah, there sure is a lot of good stuff. I try to be mindful of the % so I can upvote more people.
Oh trust me dude, within two days I'll all over those posts.
lol terminator5000 is a dudette
ooh she coming back for another stab at it..always try to get it right the first time
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