Same situation, different writers...

Me:
"You might feel embarrassed if you made a noise that sounded like a fart but wasn't, especially if you were in a public place or around other people."

Charles Dickens:
"The mere thought of producing a noise that resembled a fart in public, yet not actually being a fart, was enough to bring a blush of embarrassment to one's cheeks. Especially if one happened to be in the company of others at the time. Ah, the mortification that would ensue! The looks of disgust and disdain that one might receive! It was a situation to be avoided at all costs, to be sure."

Edgar Allan Poe:
"The horror of producing a sound resembling a fart, yet not being a fart, in the presence of others! The shame, the embarrassment, the mortification! It is a fate to be avoided at all costs, lest one be met with the disgusted glances and disdain of those around them. Better to suffer any other indignity than to endure such a harrowing experience."

William Shakespeare
"To make a noise that hath the appearance of a fart, yet is not a fart - a most embarrassing fate, especially if one be in the company of others. The redness of the cheek, the stuttering of the tongue, the mortification of the soul - all these would be thy lot should thou fall victim to such a misadventure. Avoid it, dear friend, at all costs, lest thou suffer the scorn and ridicule of thy fellow man."

Agatha Christie
"To produce a noise that sounded like a fart, yet was not a fart, in the presence of others - how mortifying! The embarrassment one would feel in such a situation, especially if in a public place, would be almost too much to bear. The sneers and glances of disgust from those around one would be almost too much to endure. Better to avoid such a predicament at all costs."

Fiódor Dostoyevski
"To make a noise that resembles a fart, yet is not a fart - the shame, the embarrassment, the humiliation! Especially if one were to be in the company of others at the time. The contemptuous glances, the sneers of disgust - these would be one's lot in such a situation. No, it is a fate to be avoided at all costs, for it is a torture beyond measure."

León Tolstói
"To produce a noise that seemed like a fart, yet was not a fart - what a source of embarrassment and shame! Especially if one were in the presence of others at the time. The looks of disgust, the sneers of contempt - these would be one's portion in such a predicament. Better to avoid it at all costs, lest one be subjected to the ridicule and mortification of one's fellow man."

George Orwell
"To make a noise that was like a fart, yet was not a fart - a most embarrassing and mortifying experience, especially if one were in a public place or around other people. The sneers and glances of disgust, the stuttering and blushing - these would be the inevitable consequences of such a misadventure. Better to avoid it at all costs, and spare oneself the shame and humiliation."

Ernest Hemingway
"A noise that sounds like a fart, but isn't - an embarrassing situation, especially if you're around other people. The looks of disgust, the snickering, the shame. It's a predicament to be avoided at all costs, if you value your dignity."