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RE: Me At a Job Interview

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Behold the working resume of 30% of your applicants:

Mission Statement:

To get an upvote from @trafalgar via minimal effort and lack of respect.

Skills:

  • Source and publish gifs and/or pictures ranging between 0-25% in relevance.
  • Unable to provide original joke material.
  • Working knowledge of reading comprehension.
  • Can type @traf.
  • Not a quick learner.
  • Excellence in providing redundant material.
  • Below average bot programming skills.
  • Difficulty providing sourcing links.
  • Will continue to work for free.

Hobbies:

  • Testing peoples' patience.
Sort:  

Me write good. Please hiring


Src

What position you applying for??

Anything you need filled

Unfortunately, all positions filled but I think they might be hiring here

I have some standards, admittedly not very high ones, but I do tend to vote better stuff slightly more than random gifs :p