This is a great contest theme.

1. Reveal the deep dark secret that @dandesign86's "wife", @damira, is actually his own alt-account, and she doesn't exist.
2. Tell @dj123 it's not ok to add "y" to the end of everyone's name since their own name is unfairly "-y" proof.
3. Tell @traf that a bot's reply was funnier than his original joke.
4. Ask @idikuci if @dj123 snores in bed.
5. Tell @steemnsfw to destroy their "special" hard drives before it's too late.
6. Tell @acolucky that I don't understand their art just yet.
7. Ask @punchline if @steemwizards is his wife.
8. Ask @rmsbodybuilding to provide a birth certificate to prove he's not half machine.
9. Ask @thevillan if he ever wears sleeves.

I also had hopes and dreams for a 100% vote from someone, but @idikuci beat me to it.