TEARS OF LAUGHTER

A gipsy boy asks a policeman:
"What's the time?"
"Ten to five," - the policeman replied.
"Ok, when it gets five o`çlock , come to blow me," he says blandly.
The policeman ran to chase him. On the way he meets his colleague:
"What are you chasing this gypsy for?" - he asks.
"He told me to blow him at five o'clock, that's why."
“You have another 5 minutes, why are you in a hurry?”