Jokes: Why do plaster in two legs?

Who is your friend Head bandage, hand plaster!

False guilt, friend! i used to be chatting with Boss's stunning PS Mili. Suddenly the mate came within the space ...

Then?

Throwing the last message rather than Mills, I send it to the wife's account ...

What did you write? one thing romantic?

No that is why you're alive.

Say, what did you write?

The message was, 'Afterwards, darling! The trespasser has entered the house suddenly ... '

So say I've survived a little!

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The marriage of a son mustn't be delayed most that the girl's hair is quite the hands of the bride's hand. - Montu's father

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While taking part in cricket, Montu has been found to be contusioned in foot injury.

After a fast check, the doctor said: The left foot has fracture within the gliding joint. Plaster is finished.

Montu: Doctor Sub, two legs, do it, please!

Doctor: Why, why do plaster of 2 legs?

Montu: Sir, the take a look at results are out tomorrow. Seeing the results can break my father's well and make certain you break it. So ...

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Whatsupa-messenger has created men terribly capable in an exceedingly matter of ladies. Before the opposite person's ears, Kanakani and Kutumbi's dangerous name were solely girls. currently the person has divided it - Montu's father

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Only 2 of my love were witnesses!

Who is

One whom I idolised, the opposite is his grandmother!

So what Why were you?

One has turned off from a wise boy than Maine. and therefore the other! He was terribly recent - thus he turned off from the planet ...

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The notorious terrorist helmet-jaman had simply stepped in his young years. One day, once being attentive to a romantic-breaking song, the pakka came to the lavatory for associate hour and cried. I remembered - I actually have no love! currently unhappy and frustrating, the house has been crying for 2 hours.

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Month of Chaitra Outside the storm, there's a sweet romantic atmosphere within the house. Helmet-Zaman asked the mate in her arms, before she got married, didn't love, Jan?

Wife: Why does one need to grasp, Darling?

Zaman: Eminem stunning woman such as you ...

Wife voices: Truth or not lie?