A Man Vs A Woman

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  1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
  2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  7. Men wake up as good- looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.
  9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.images.pngimages (1).jpgimages (2).jpg
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

I like this second one. And it is true actually :)

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