Recreational Outrage at Emojis! Day 187
Oooooo who's ready to drop some KNOWLEDGE in the comment section?
Stoked, keen on, and ruff'n'ready to check out what's cooking in your freaky brains toDAY!
Let it be known:
After today's weigh in,
STEEMIT is officially
HAUNTED!
Let's get this party started:
It's Monday, and this week's kickoff to Recreational Outrage at silly shit that doesn't really matter horrifically intentioned emojis designed to steal your soul, is:
It's too obvious why this is so upsetting to anyone with a brain...
This WHOLE thing kicked off when I found the corpse of Pac-Man among the emojis available to choose from:
🥠
Some people think that thing is a Fortune cookie.
They are wrong, and that is racist.
Typing "fortune" gets you this: 🔮
Typing "cookie" gets you this: 🍪
🔮 +🍪 = NOT a bloody fortune cookie.
🥠 = IS dead Pac-Man. RIP.
How many ways from Sunday are the emoji makers trying to ruin your life?!?
Since Before Birf, Yo!
Let's put the baby bottle 🍼 in a surrounding totally appropriate for young women thinking of conceiving!
The only things they missed in this tidy collection were a lit cigarette, an RX for RU-486, and an emoji of "angry teen kicking pregnant girlfriend down tall flight of stairs."
I've got an iPhone 3 (📺 ) that hasn't been updated since 2011...
Maybe next month we'll scope out how much worse the emojis were back THEN, when Bitcoin cost a nickel and Harvey Weinstein was still Hollywood's worst kept secret.
To the right, we've got lots of beer 🍺 🍻.
Unicorns, responsible government, mermaids, and fetal alcohol syndrome all belong in the same category, right?
To the left, we've got a cookie 🍪 WITH chocolate chips!
Gestational Diabetes (aka diabetes with pregnancy, aka "Sweet Whale Syndrome") doesn't need any help arriving on the scene when your very recently ex-girlfriend is 'great with child.'
The caffeine in chocolate doesn't help either,
especially when it's in the coffee, directly below, COOKING the breast milk!
Drinking a supernaturally low amount of caffeine (one 12 ounce cup a day), doubles the odds of a woman having a miscarriage.
Not good if you want a family,
not good enough if you don't.
The last nail in the proverbial coffin:
Yeah, that sinister item at the bottom left:
A hazelnut dipped in tasty Hemlock.
To quote the immortal Socrates, when he said:
"I drank what?"
The message is clear: Emoji makers are subconsciously programming us to harm our unborn children!
That, of course, has me
recreationally outraged!
Can't wait to read all of YOUR explanations for getting fired up on a Monday morning at this awful example, of willful harm, to almost fresh people!
Have a wicked Monday Steemit!
Every day first thing in the morning, and because I’m no longer a little baby and don’t drink 🍼anymore, I drink my morning ☕️ with 🥛, mainly because I love coffee and coffee puts me into sleep if I don’t drink it. What an outrage! Later that day I eat 🍪 with hot 🍵 or🍶of black tea with 🍯. Than at dinner time I enjoy bottle of🍷or 🥂 and if I feel like getting wasted I finish the day with 🍻or with 🥃mixed with 🍺 , beer in one hand and scotch in other hand. Sometime I feel offended by people who tell me “stop, YOU had enough” isn’t it outrageous?
I’m hoping I didn’t offend anyone for my joke. The next morning with my usual headache I flush it out with 🥤. And then my daily routine starts again. Every day first thing in the morning, and because I’m no longer a little baby........lol
really amazing post.
Thank you! @scan0017 is the “master”, we are his emoji class students.
A teacher is nothing without his students.
My most sincere thanks to you.
🙇
Here we go it’s called “My Routine Day”
I hope I’m not offending anyone just because I don’t recommend drinking ☕️ on empty stomach. As a matter of fact I wake up and first thing in the morning I eat some 🥜 or 🌰with plain yogurt while feeding our monster baby cat with 🍼, if he doesn’t get his morning 🍼in a bottle his look on his face is as he want to tell me “what an outrage!”. Then finally I drink my beloved morning ☕️ with 🥛 and because I don’t use sugar “the killer” (once again I hope it doesn’t sound too offensive for any killer sugar user) at all I add a bit of 🍯. Then I drive to work to yell at every coworker I bump into. Later that afternoon I drink my favorite 🍵 from Starbucks and eat some 🍪. BTW, in the meantime I had to yell at cashier for giving me killer sugar to my tea, which I took kind of as an outrageous and she for no reason yelled at me that I was offensive. Anyway, when I get home my amazing wife serves me a delicious dinner with a sip of🍷so cheers everyone 🥂. If it’s on weekends we as well enjoy 🍻🍺 or🥃with an ice and🥤with nice and delicious barbecue. And that’s my usual outrageous daily routine which I don’t expect would change until I’m 6’ under. My imagination doesn’t go so far to know where to include🍶, so I as well take it with me once I drop...
voovv really good comment ! thankss
You are right when you said that these emojis endanger our children..
Are you thinking the same as me?
YEP!
But, You know what I mean?
NO? LOOK THIS!
Look at that baby bottle, it's white, but it's filled to the BEER gum!
The creators of emojis know how harmful it is to give beer to a child?
I'm now really recreationally outraged
Well done!
I get up early every morning and drink my cookie 🍪 milk 🍼 .Then I go to work.I'il get tea there ☕️ start working.I'il take my wife with pistachios and nuts to bread and eat them at lunch.and when I get out of work, it's my favorite time. I'il make myself a milkshakes with honey. 🍯. And when the evening party begins. 🍻🍺. upvote and resteemed 😊
how was that?😁
Hmmm.
If your submission was a 'modern art' presentation to try to make me think about what you did there...
Success!
But I'm recreationally confused.
Still, you followed the rules! 👍
This emoji is completely outrageous. in the ice age the poor scrat had the whole movie running behind this hazelnut, and never got to cut it to eat, poor things that had to happen and could not eat, this emoji is totally evil, thanks friend @ scan0017 for being so wickedly recreational
True story - Ice Age and that poor little scrat...
you trully said some people think that thing is a Fortune cookie.
I also think they are wrong
