In a world gone strange, indulge thyself! 😀

With some comedic observations on the allegedly diabolical, sinister intent found within the arrangements and designs brought to us by the emoji makers.

Hellbent on destroying the collective human psyche of the world's citizens, they attempt to take us down:

One cell phone screen, one emoji selection, and one person at a time.

In what is being revealed as a clear attempt at the subterfuge of the sanctity of the human mind, the emoji makers direct our attention towards subliminal messages, prompting us toward a state of Chaos and inner discord, with their clear designs on that of world domination!

Accomplished...
Without ever having needed to fire a single shot.

And THAT'S got me Recreationally Outraged!

WE SHALL NOT YIELD!!!

Today's heinous example of subliminal association, designed to subconsciously inspire fear and dread, can be seen thus:

Take a moment and consider your own, personal associations with what a trench coat represents...

• Perhaps the Columbine tragedy, where the "Trench Coat Mafia" was a linked component of that dark day in American history.

• If you are older, perhaps you associate trench coats with the creepy gross dudes who would use them for the purpose of flashing people before running away.

• Trench coats are bad news.

It is a legitimate article of clothing, however, so nothing suspect in the coat itself.

EXCEPT!

Where did the emoji makers elect to place it?

With literally hundreds of emojis, where did they think would be a good place for this subconsciously associated tool of death and perversion?

Here's why you should be Recreationally Outraged!

LOOK AT THAT:

With a father and his two daughters!

Linked to an implement 🧥 used to hide deadly weapons OR psychologically crippling intent...

If they had to link children, they went for maximum impact, associating daughters, and not just one, but two!

Who are out with their father; the penultimate savior and protector of the family, who in either circumstance would be powerless to stop the attack before it was too late 😞

What's MORE, let's see ALL the associated emojis which came before the trench coat appeared:

LOOK AT THAT!!!

All of the families, all of the children, and what do they choose as the very next emoji?

Yeah, THAT.

This is real talk people.
Check out the emoji layout on your phone.

What, in the actual HELL, were they thinking?!?

A cruelly planned and flawlessly executed attack on our subconscious, that's what!

Just a little more anxiety in the population, with no known cause...

I've been breaking down the patterns, the analysis is ongoing, there appears to be no end to the malicious harm the emoji makers intend to inflict on everyone who ownes a cellphone 📱!

That Recreational Outrage compels this journey to expose this threat against humanity!

(Along with all of your support and encouragement!)

The emoji makers will have the entirety of their evil agenda exposed!

Have an awesome Thursday Steemit,
and watch out for those trench coats!

@scan0017 😘