Recreational Anger @ Emojis Month for Fun & Profit! Day 2

I hope this one gets your recreational anger level of 'upset' to register one brazilian (a really high number, where playful dance on a beach is a masquerade for martial arts to express your anger and desire for freedom from oppression).

Today's emoji is all about fighting:

That big red glove in the middle there?

Today, you and I are going to expose the fascism that exists within the world of emoji generation; let's show them who will NOT be ignored!!!

If you're a fan of the pugilistic sweet science of boxing, you already know some of the greats:

Pernell Whitaker, Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Tiger Flowers, and, of course, Manny Pacquiao.

They all have one thing in common...

Do you know what that is?

Take a guess.

Now see if you can tell the difference between these two photos, the first of the only boxing glove emoji,

And the other of a deer playing frogger against two fists:

Surely you're boiling over with recreational outrage right now!

You got it!

NO boxing gloves to represent left-handed boxers!!!

The closest glove demonstrating a left handed representation is a gross green one 🧤, like, what, left handed boxers have leprosy?!?

I'm calling out the World Boxing Association (WBA), the Association of Left Handers (lefthanders.org), and ALL the incredible, gifted, and talented left handed fighters of the world to join hands in a rising of the southpaws against this grievously malicious moral outrage.

Ok, easy does it, take a breath people.

Let's get down to brass tacks and simple math.

Offering two bare knuckled fists in a blatantly unashamed dignification of equal utility for both hands, and then disparagingly offering just the right handed representation for boxing, is wrong.

Together, let's make it right.

AARRGGHHHH!!!

Left, darn it, LEFT!

I gotta go spontaneously combust.

@scan0017 😘 😉