Conversations With Bud
Bud: I vant to be aloone.
Me: How very Garbo of you.
Bud: I'm on strike.
Me: Demands?
Bud: Dahling. Better living conditions. I deserve them.
Me: Riiight...Name one.
Bud: Get rid of the other dogs.
Me: Not happening. Next?
Bud: Tell the neighbors to move and take their ugly cat?
Me: Nope. Move on.
Bud: No more baths.
Me: In your dreams. Are we done?
Bud: I vant to be alooone.
It’s been demonstrated that dogs can reduce both physical and emotional anxiety.