What would happen if there was no woman on Earth?

Women cannot be replaced

Mumma mumma mumma I won!! Dad where is Mumma?

Darling I got a bonus!! Sweetheart you there?

Imagine waking up one morning and all the women are gone. They’re not lying dead in the streets or anything, they’ve just disappeared,gone without a trace. Hair dryers still running in the bathroom. Half-eaten bags of skittles at Target. Maggi still comforting itself onto the induction. .It’d be like if Rapture happened, but God had only chosen the feminine half of his creation that too a better half. Your landlady gone. Your girlfriend,departed. Katie Holmes, blissfully free from Tom Cruise’s clutches. No more Rachel Zane with Mike Ross. Pinch yourself all you want friend, you’re living in a world without women. Better get used to it.

Sounds awful??

Well actions do have consequences. And the ever growing harassment onto the better halves of creation might come into action.

It’s even worse when you consider what you’re left with: a world entirely populated with dudes, Uncles. And not just dudes,but dudes all dealing with a deadly case of blue balls. There’s not enough weed and copies on Planet Earth to distract from the misery of losing the very thing mankind was placed on earth to do – antagonize or alienate women.

What would life be like for men in a world without women? Would we collapse as a civilization and die out as a species?Would we gorge ourselves with chicken wings and beer? Would we ever get off the couch? Would we ever grab on phones to text?

Here’s what the world would be like if Eve bowed out and left Adam to his own device..

Men will be Gay. :D

A good news for all the gays and a bad too as the competition would increase .This goes without saying. All one has to do is look at our prison system to see that men who go for prolonged periods of time without women turn to other men for companionship. Is it even considered gay? We see it more as getting done what needs to get done. And getting it done at least once a week. Without women in the world, notions of sexuality will get tossed out the window, allowing us to finally focus on people as people, instead of people as gender. We can imagine that a good chunk of men will find themselves engaging in relationships a thousand times more rewarding than any they had before the de-womaning and will celebrate the extinction of woman right up until they need to find a good manicurist on the cheap. :(..

We will have to bio engineer people. :D

Women incubate our babies. Sure, they do a lot more stuff than that, but the incubating thing is most important. Without a women in sight, mankind is going to have to get pretty crafty if we want to keep the whole existence thing in check. Do we have the technology to grow a child without women? Not yet, but you can be damn sure that our best and brightest will be working tirelessly to make that happen within the first ten years.. Once they’ve accomplished that, they can then work on creating a woman to fill the void in our lives. Once they’ve accomplished that, they can spend the next two-hundred years denying them the right to vote.

No more BARS. :D

There’s just no place in the world for a sugary sweet alcoholic drink in a world without women. The only reason they existed in the first place was so that women had something to drink so they’d be drunk enough to make mistakes with men. If it doesn’t lend itself to immediate drunkenness and blackouts, it doesn’t belong in your mouth.

Would there be any artistic creation. :D

There are a lot of good reasons to make art, but we’re pretty sure that impressing the opposite sex is – and always has been –the primary reason that anyone has ever picked up a paintbrush. Greg Kinnear wasn’t fooling when he told Helen Hunt that she was the reason cavemen painted on walls.. The way that women are built showcase a beauty and elegance rarely found in nature, and without it, the world is doomed to be a cold, artless place.

We’d be a Lot Safer on the Road. :D

Once all the disappeared women’s cars have been towed away and the streets cleared of small dogs and handbags, the roads will be a surprisingly safer place to drive. Not only will a little over half the world’s population be gone – which makes for less congestion and less pollution– but we’ll be missing the half that regularly drives while texting and applying makeup and inserting the new Girl Talk album. We’re not saying that women are worse drivers than men, just a little more distracted..

Texting Will Go Down Considerably. :D

Everyone texts, but we think it’s a safe bet that a solid 80 percent of texts are between women. They’re just the more communicative sex, so it only makes sense that they communicate more, regardless of the format. If telegrams were the hottest new way of getting in touch, we’d be saying the same thing about that. In a world sans women kind, the sight of a man walking down the street with hishead buried in a text will be rare...

Well many more consequences and actions!!

Respect Women.
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