When you realise your parents aren't all they're cracked up to be!
“Have you ever punched a gull in the face?”
“What?”
“I’m just wondering…
I’m just wondering… have you ever punched a gull square in the gob?”
“No!…
Why?
…have you?”
Their eyes crossed.
“…
Finish off your breakfast, George, you’re going to be late for school.”
George’s mum continued to pack his lunch pack.!