It always feels so nice to see other pitch-black-humored people! Makes me feel at home (and not that weird)!
The husband looks like a tampon... a used one!
It always feels so nice to see other pitch-black-humored people! Makes me feel at home (and not that weird)!
The husband looks like a tampon... a used one!
Acts like a used tampon, too. That toilet plugged up numerous times. I called the plumber, he's in the trunk. Tried to charge me double and insisted if I paid, he'd stay quiet. Well, he got quiet for free.
You did the right thing! I never trust people who work on all four and leave their butt crack in common view...
Just don't leave him in there for too long, it's getting warmer. He'll start to stink.
I shoved a can of air freshener up his ass with the trigger taped down.